NEWSFLASH: Dog eats Sky+ remote control – again

sky_remote.jpgSo a second Sky+ remote control beats the dust. It lasted only 2 weeks and was still in *mint* condition.
I never saw the carcass as the wife hid it knowing it would make my poor heart racing.
No wonder due to all the sweat that was put into purchasing it at a local Maplin’s shop. A sweaty shop with sweaty carpets and even sweatier customers.
The first remote control at least lasted 1 year which I was quite content with. 2 weeks is however not acceptable so this family will simply have to do without.
The family is however allowed to use the amplifier multi-control which was conveniently programmed for Sky+ before the destruction.
A small call out to Sky to make their remote controls less appetizing. I guess tastiness was something that was overlooked in the design process. The black rubbery part of the remote seems to be simply irresistible for dogs..
Maybe I should have a taste next time!

Contesting parking tickets in London

Today I finally received the “Your penalty charge notice (PCN) has been canceled” letter from the City of Westminster, London.
This saga has been going on for over 8 months with me posting 9 recorded/signed for letters and the council of City of Westminster around 5.
It all started with a screaming red Charge Certificate stating that it was now too late to appeal to the alleged parking infringement and that I had better pay up.
This meant that the council had failed to notify me first by placing a PCN on my vehicle and second with a Notice To Owner in the mail.
Pretty scandalous way of extorting money from law abiding motorists I thought and started researching my rights in parking disputes.
It was a bit difficult to stay calm so my first letter to the council was a fiery one about extortion, scandals, citizen rights and other silly bits.
The reply was a cold and formal “Thank you for your appeal but it is now too late to appeal“. It was obvious that the council would not listen. Instead they were pushing the matter forward to the County Court.
At this point my only option was to hire the services of a solicitor and swear in a Statuary Declaration that I had not received the original Notice To Owner.
I felt like a criminal sitting in a solicitor’s office, holding the Bible and swearing the fact but it was true and it had to be done.
Luckily the County Court accepted the statuary declaration and this prevented the scary bailiffs and ultimate debt recovery.
You would have thought that the matter would have been cleared at this point but it only put it back to the original Notice to Owner stage.
The new Notice to Owner was promptly sent a few days later demanding once again the £100 (it was too late to pay the discounted £50 charge) or to appeal.
I vaguely remembered that a penalty for an alleged parking offence cannot take place if the PCN was not presented to the vehicle owner, i.e. it had not been served properly.
One could always throw away the PCN and claim that it was never there. However during the last 2 years I have seen many Traffic Wardens photographing vehicles with attached PCNs and I guess this is the reason why.
Since there had been no PCN on my vehicle I knew there could be no photograph and I was prepared to go to the County Court if required so I appealed selecting the wonderful “The offence did not occur” option.
It came as a total surprise that the council chose to accept my appeal and canceled the PCN but I accepted it wholeheartedly.
Below are some other reasons that can invalidate a PCN that I found while researching (some may be just rumours):
1. The traffic warden must be wearing their uniform and hat (have a disposable camera handy)
2. The PCN must have been attached to your vehicle or handed to you. If you see a traffic warden furiously punching on his ticket machine don’t start arguing with him/her, just drive away.
3. A single yellow line must end with a t-bar to be enforceable
4. A sign stating enforcement hours of the yellow line must be close by and visible
5. If the council does not reply within 2 months of receiving your appeal
A very good resource was the National Parking Adjudication Service and I recommend you to study their pages closely.

4D baby scan

My master’s thesis was on a non-intrusive neonatal imaging method called optical tomography.
When finished, it will help doctors diagnose newborn babies from brain injury caused by breathing difficulties or other problems that prevent the baby from receiving sufficient amounts of oxygenated blood during birth.
While I was only involved with calibrations of the instrument being developed, I have always stayed interested in non-intrusive imaging methods.
That is why it was a double joy to join my wife the other day for a 4D ultrasound scan session of our little baby boy.
Traditional ultra sound just shows a thin slice of the baby in the mothers womb and is often seen in profile.
With 3D ultrasound, a series of slices is taken in a short amount of time (2s?). The slices are then combined and are visualised as a volume (3D).
4D just means that the volume of images can be seen moving in real time. The video is a bit jerky due to the 2 second scanning sweep but nevertheless it is breathtakingly clear.

The 4D scan was performed at the Create Health London Clinic and I can highly recommend them for being very professional..

Be my anti-Valentine

A pink box full of sugar and saturated fat: $80
Uprooted dead plants: $60
A romantic dinner at home to avoid the Valentine’s menu at restaurant X at triple the price and in a 90 minutes time slot: priceless
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Whether you are a single person or just fed up with the commercial pressure of Valentine’s Day, visit Meish for her great anti-Valentine’s Day cards.

Custom IKEA business idea

See and behold, one bastard of cupboards. The frame is from the IKEA bathroom selection, the sliding doors are from the kitchen collection and the feet, plinth and lights are from various other collections.
We were in need of 3 new cupboard units at home. The soon arrival of our baby is one reason but the always increasing amount of gadgets was another one.
Our first impulse was to hire some cunning craftsmen that would conjure up our new storage solution.
Four quotes later however, the highest quote was a pound above £3k and a whole lot above our budget. The drawings from that particular carpenter were great but the total sum was not.
Being the creative money saver my wife is, she started browsing the 2005 IKEA catalog ferociously. By combining furniture parts from different areas, she was able to come up with a combination of units that fitted our measures.
The total sum of shopping was around £500 and this included all kinds of IKEA goodies like plants, carpets, baskets, Swedish food and more boxes.
Besides my sweat and blood, the assembling required many more power tools than the default IKEA hexagonal key. Electrical drill and screw driver, wood saw, iron saw, hammer and wood glue just to mention a few of them.
It got me thinking that there might be a market for Custom IKEA-TM jobs. It would combine the affordability of IKEA furniture with the individuality of hand made furniture.
The customer and the installer would split the difference in price between the IKEA shopping and original quote from a carpenter.
yours sincerely,
The IKEA Boy.

2005 in cities

Following Kottke’s example, here’s my 2005 in cities:

  • Sao Paulo, Brasil*
  • London, UK*
  • Mumbai, India
  • Ahmedabad, India
  • Tokyo, Japan
  • Kyoto, Japan
  • Mt Koya, Japan
  • Stockholm, Sweden
  • Lulea, Sweden
  • Paris, France
  • Prague, Czech Republic
  • NYC, USA
  • Ilheus, Brasil
  • Helsingborg, Sweden*
  • Copenhagen, Denmark*
  • Campinas, Brasil*

One or more nights spent in each place. Those cities marked with an * were visited multiple times on non-consecutive days.

Click on pins to view photos from the location

Feliz Natal

I am having a second cold right on the heels of the previous one. No one told me that you could catch a cold in 28C just by having a fan blowing lukewarm air on you on full blast. Obviously you can.
After 5 years of celebrating Christmas in the southern hemisphere, where there is summer in December instead of the usual winter, I am still not getting used to it. I guess that I never will.
Instead of freezing temperatures and snowball fights there is a scorching sun and some lounging in the pool. It doesn't quite bring on the cosy Christmas feeling but it is oh so much more comfortable.
The local shopping malls try their best with red and fat Santa Clauses, miniature versions of his work shop and white cotton wool laying around that is supposed to look like snow. It all just looks awkward and misplaced but I bet it improves the sales figures.
The local tradition in Brazil is to dig in into the many Christmas delicacies only at midnight on the 24th. This is followed by hugs, best wishings and finally presents. A strategic power nap in the late afternoon is highly recommend as the celebrations seldom finish before 3 am.
Each year there are a few songs that are hot, which means that they are played a lot. These songs often stick with me for the rest of the year as a reminder of good times. This year so far it has been Gasolina by Dady Yankee. A silly song that is played everywhere so it sticks with you.
Having a cold has given me a lot of time in the hammock, catching up on the Dark Tower by Steven King. Currently finishing Song of Susanah and looking forward to the last book in the heptology.
By now I am getting used to listening to audiobooks. While it’s is not as easy to “flick back a few pages” it is so much more convenient than to lugg around several books. It is also great while in a moving vehicle or in the sun on the beach. Give it a try.

Life is bloody not fair

Rest in peace Rick. Your kind spirit will not be forgottenWe just found out that a friend of ours died recently in a plane crash. He leaves behind a beautiful wife and a 4 year old daughter.
It feels like yesterday when were smoking cigars and drinking fine whiskey together and it feels like earlier today when we attended his and his wife’s very romantic wedding.
What a rude reminder this is that things we take for granted can be abruptly and unjustly taken away.
Our warmest condolences go out to the rest of our late friends family but it makes me wonder just how much of a help words can be.
This is just so damn unfair…

Welcome diggers and delicious people

This is my first time in the digg and del.icio.us limelights so an obligatory big welcome to everyone.
You may have come here for the XP Limits half-open connections to 10 article but I urge you to have a look around for more on Internet, gadgets, Java development and photography.
have a nice stay,
David Kaspar
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